Tuesday 18 June 2013

A Witch's Best Friend is her Broomstick

A Witch's Best Friend is her Broomstick


A witch's best friend is her broomstick,
It's long and it's round and it's stout.
She reaches some thrilling conclusions
when riding it out and about.

A broomstick, a broomstick,
effective at all kinds of speeds
A broomstick, a broomstick
can cope with all manner of needs. 


A witch's best friend is her broomstick,
it's round and it's stout and it's long.
it's always around when it's needed.
Thank heavens they make 'em so strong.

A broomstick, a broomstick,
effective at all kinds of speeds
A broomstick, a broomstick
can cope with all manner of needs.


A witch's best friend is her broomstick,
It's long and it's stout and it's round.
The size of it fits her exactly;
there's no better tool can be found.

A broomstick, a broomstick,
effective at all kinds of speeds
A broomstick, a broomstick
can cope with all manner of needs.


A witch's best friend is her broomstick
it's long and it's smooth and it's thick,
a faithful old friend in a crisis:
it gets her there easy and quick.

A broomstick, a broomstick,
effective at all kinds of speeds
A broomstick, a broomstick
can cope with all manner of needs.


A witch's best friend is her broomstick
it's thick and it's long and it's smooth;
when tension is mounting around her
the broomstick will instantly soothe.

A broomstick, a broomstick,
effective at all kinds of speeds
A broomstick, a broomstick
can cope with all manner of needs.


A witch needs a well seasoned broomstick
for safety between her old knees.
The last thing a witch wants is splinters
in places that nobody sees.

A broomstick, a broomstick,
effective at all kinds of speeds
A broomstick, a broomstick
can cope with all manner of needs.


Without her old broomstick for comfort
a witch would be lost and alone.
But once she's astride she's ecstatic,
a truly contented old crone. 

A broomstick, a broomstick,
effective at all kinds of speeds
A broomstick, a broomstick
can cope with all manner of needs. 


Three cheers for the witch's old broomstick
in my home it has pride of place.
I'm too old for dancing round skyclad
but I'll ride till I'm blue in the face.

A broomstick, a broomstick,
effective at all kinds of speeds
A broomstick, a broomstick
can cope with all manner of needs.


A wonderful thing is a broomstick
no matter how old it may be!
A true witch is never without one
though sometimes well hidden it be.
(and no rude remarks please from thee)

A broomstick, a broomstick,
effective at all kinds of speeds
A broomstick, a broomstick
can cope with all manner of needs. 


© June 2013

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